iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

bit-of-a-fixer-upper:

When you open the fridge and see new food..

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ibraake:

Color Study 1 by Ibra Ake.

ibraake:

Color Study 1 by Ibra Ake.

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

paparage:

thomas8403:

vicious-seamonkey:

Smoky Mountains, Tennessee.

I use to live out here. Man this brings back memories. There is nothing like running out of gas in capes cove surrounded by bears and deers. Amazing experience.

sundaynightwrist:

Just casually talking to the star of birdemic about his holiday and how much he ate :P

sundaynightwrist:

Just casually talking to the star of birdemic about his holiday and how much he ate :P

If someone made me a stack of whole wheat pancakes stuffed with overripe blueberries I would faint and cry and love them til the end of time

thecutestofthecute:

Hamster make breakfast

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Hamster drive car

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Hamster make tea with frend

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Hamster plan dinner party

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Hamster have Birfday

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Hamster love life

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Hamster happy to be live

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Hamster love you

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nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body